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Disclaimer: No part of narration in this blog is fictional. All characters are original and any resemblance to those living or dead is purely intentional. If you have a phobia of “I”s, “me”s, “my”s, rigmarole narrations, or heavy doses of self-praise and self-deprecation, my sincere advice is that you drop the idea of progressing to the next post and target reading a nice Jeffrey Archer novel instead (Trust me, once you’ve finished reading that book, you’ll thank your stars and me, for this warning).

To whoever has survived the tremors of my first warning, and is patient and tolerant enough to be reading this, I’m me – the coffee bean…

Who am I?

Mirrors under eyebrows!

I realized my purpose of living very late in my life… but well before it was too late. I had gone through a number of phases assuming my life’s purpose to be ranging from worrying myself stiff about a nonexistent meteoroid on its way to blow earth up into pieces, or get elected to the class monitor’s position giving it whatever it takes, or trying to prove I am intelligent to anyone who cares to notice, or merely putting others at unease.

To be honest, in the days so far, the memory has not always been a pleasant lingering image. It has, at times, been a sore wound over which I have frantically tried to pour water. There have been moments which had simply stumped me, leaving me groping for some way to get out of the gloom. There have also been moments which have made me wonder if there really was a guardian angel hovering over my head, waving a magic wand. There have been simple yet remarkable delights, and a dose of cursed incidents.

There have been times when I have wanted to laugh from the depth of my belly out of sheer joy, and times when I had wanted to wrench the Face of my Creator off His Neck! There have been lessons I had learnt the hard way, and some that I learnt with a smile on my face.

But to narrate it all needs a generous supply of organized patience of the mind, and since this is something I have always lacked – both the patience and the mind, to the agony of many, I have put in the best of my efforts to make reading my blog easy, as easy as it would be for you to follow. Everything in the world usually begins with a dawn and the consequences of impactful changes… and so does my story begin – with a sunrise, a celebration, and a little luck.

Click here to proceed to my creepy and jumbled autobio page.

113 comments

  1. Hey sweetheart!! Amazing writeup!! Keep going da..you are sure to rock in the blogworld!!!! Best wishes and muuuuuuuuuahhhhh

  2. Hi Ais!!!It was a splendid read…there is a writer waiting to get out…can’t wait to read your further bits…makes for a compelling read..wish the very best always!! have a great day everyday!

  3. Fantastic beginning Aisoo! I am eagerly awaiting for your next post. The words are right from your heart! I like it! All the best to become a successful blogger.

    1. thanks for the prompt feedback. Of course, I would love to hear suggestions for my blog, so please don’t ever hold them back.

      1. 🙂 …. I am going to imagine you did not say that … have you seen my blog… it is ancient with none of the fancy stuff…but I thank you for a warm compliment … about providing Free Advice … I am the architect of that building ….lol !!

      2. I feel that there are moments when a stable and sturdy blog style goes a long way even without the fancy stuff.
        And speaking of widgets, I am still dumb enough to be figuring out where I am supposed to add the blogs I follow, so I’m way behind.

  4. Good going. Just remember one thing if you are new to blogosphere…..here bloggers blog like celebrities and celebrities blog like bloggers 🙂 keep rocking!

  5. Hey,
    Came across your blog via Indiblogger. Very nice English there; your writing reminds me of reminds me Mark Twain & P.G. Woodhouse kind of literature :). One suggestion : I hope we’ll get to see some light stuff too. This English , though beautiful,tends to get heavy when overused 😀

    1. Hey Pavan, thanks for visiting this blog. And “heavy when overused” is perfect, for myself too. I can’t bear to read this page more often than once a month, so I can understand your plight too well. And please, don’t worry, overdose of heavy writing is not what I like either. There would be a lot of light stuff around – except for the verses section I guess…

  6. and so does my story begin – with a sunrise, a celebration, and a little luck.

    Like the last line. When we are reflected in a mirror, we take who we are rather comparing to unknown images. Being” I” is self and inventing ourselves to know better. Its just like reading a body of self.

    1. I totally agree Pria. And thanks so much for visiting my space. 🙂 The last line is inspired from the lines of a lot of fiction that I had read… The story invariably seems to begin with one or all of those three. 🙂

  7. When i read “Coffee Bean” I had to had to see what was it all about, for obvious reasons ;).

    One hell of a start, going to follow.. And I’m reading your other posts too.

    And love the theme, I ought to try it.. But I’m too lazy to make any changes, Ah well some other time..

    See you around :D!!!

  8. Hey Aishoo… Wonderful, nice blogs. i never knew that i can spend so much time on blogs and was enjoying each and every moment of it.

    you rock … !!!!

  9. hey, I looove your blog. I have a blog also called coffeebean… but it’s not as half as good as this! You are such a great writer! And, also…. can you teach me (somehow) how to put links and pictures, etc. on the blog? I have NOOO IDEA!!! Anyway, please keep writing, it’s so amazing! Please reply. I’m now a huge fan beginning now! Thanks!

    1. hey there… 😀 lovely to meet u… and thanks a ton for visiting my space and for your nice words… I’d be glad to help in any which way I can, although I’m still a pathetic illiterate when it comes using blogdom well 🙂 Thanks again girlie 🙂

      1. thanks so much… I’m terrible at blogging!!!! AHHH!
        Anyway, keep blogging!
        Thanks agin

  10. Superior stuff. This is a successfull site that everyone ought to attempt and model their very own on. Good work maintain it up.

  11. Good post, I’ve bookmarked ya on Digg under “Coffee Bean Musings”. So hopefully our friends can give you a visit. Thanks.

  12. Coffee Bean Musings Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have truly enjoyed surfing around your blog posts. In any case I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon!

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